Hi United States. Who is Arcade Fire? WE WILL TELL YOU.

http://whoisarcadefire.tumblr.com/

THEY ARE A BAND.

THEY SING SONGS. THEY PLAY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS.

If you haven't at least heard of them, then you know nothing about music. But that's ok, you don't have to know everything about everything. Such things would be impossible. As we see it, in order to move passed this anger, you have two options. Either:

a - Accept that your life is pitifully devoid of all things amazing, relax, and enjoy your top 40 playlist.

OR

b - Get OFF your lazy, cottage cheese ass, get ONTO this thing called the INTERNET, and figure out who ARCADE FIRE is!

Seriously. David Bowie knows who they are. U2 knows who they are. Kanye West knows who they are.

They are not a Quebecois conspiracy. They are not criminals. They are simply better than Bieber, Gaga, Perry, and your precious Eminem.

Get over it.

Eli